Q: What do you get if you breed a groundhog with a KU football player?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow?
A: A degree.
Q: How do you get a KU graduate off your porch? Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors? Q: How many KU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A: None, it's a sophomore class.
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