I honestly don't think that it's too much to ask for a decent internet connection no matter where you are. Let's face it; the internet rules the planet and it quietly mocks us, knowing that it has sucked us into this obsession with being "connected." The internet, let's call him Snorkel Bob (since I recently returned home from Maui; no other particular reason other than the fact that I simply think it's fun to say), subtly reminds me of the fact that he has deprived me of said "connected" feeling. For the past several days, I've sat alone and "unconnected" in my new apartment as I await the bringer of Snorkel Bob via AT&T U-verse (the 13th couldn't get here any faster). Needless to say, it's been an experience...
There are many ways to obtain Snorkel Bob, one of which my husband, Aaron, and I decided to use in lieu of a landline connection.
"So this will be easy," Aaron was saying on the drive to our new home in Ohio. "We'll just download a program that will tether our phone's 4G Snorkel Bob to our computers and viola! Snorkel Bob!"
"Sure, that sounds great. Just as long as I can have enough stable, reliable Snorkel Bob to raid and I'll be happy." As an aside, "raid" refers to a group of people (10 or 25) coming together to play an online mulitplayer game called
World of Warcraft. I've been "raiding" every night from 1230AM to 300AM for the past nine months. I know, don't judge, I consider this group of people to be a second family! I digress, where was I? Oh yes!
As I was busy unpacking, organizing, and rearranging our new apartment, Aaron was busy working on the magic that is needed to summon Snorkel Bob. At long last, he finally announced that his plan was working and we indeed, succeeded in obtaining Snorkel Bob via our phones and an ad hoc (wireless) network. And of course, as with all things in the matters of connections, computers, and networking, nothing stays consistent.
This network worked for a time (hours of epic mage fire-wielding later), but of course my computer, as picky as it has always been, decided it had enough of this ghetto Snorkel Bob connection. Nothing worked. It was as if all of the sudden, Snorkel bob decided he had somewhere else he needed to be and he was breaking up with my computer.
The time is 1130PM. I start to perspire as I realize that I might not be able to fix this on my own in just one hour. Snorkel Bob abandoned me and my computer was giving me attitude; I felt like I was 16 again in my parent's dining room as my brother, our friends, and I tried desperately to figure out how to network our computers for a LAN. Only worse. Combining the new technology of networking with the old technology of hubs and switches is a mountainous task.
What in the world do I do? Wait. If I leave now, I can go to Aaron's old place--Snorkel Bob is still there! I still have time before raid! I can still make it! I think to myself in a panic. Praying that everything would work properly at the old place and that I wouldn't forget to bring any essential computer components, I packed up my compy as fast as I knew how.